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pillow talk is the relaxed, intimate conversation that often occurs between two sexual partners, sometimes after sexual activity, usually accompanied by cuddling, caresses, kissing, and other physical intimacy. It is associated with honesty, sexual afterglow, and bonding, and is distinguished from the dirty talk which usually forms part of foreplay. When the dark lord declares that the men who own women must breed them, Draco and Theo are more than happy to breed their good girl. Language: English Words: 2,704 Chapters: 2/2 Collections: 1 Comments: 2 Kudos: 132 Bookmarks: 16 Hits: 5,909 When observing these creatures, it’s important to remember that they’re not aggressive by nature, so don’t be afraid if one crawls on you – just gently brush it away. You’ll often find them hanging upside down from their webs waiting for prey, but sometimes they will wander off looking for food, too, so keep an eye out for movement nearby. Equipment Hermione Granger was in love with an older man. She couldn't believe that she had fallen for someone that was old enough to be her own father. It was crazy to think about but she was in love. Draco Malfoy was the one holding Hermione's love and attraction. He was the perfect boyfriend. Their relationship had started out as a sugar daddy relationship before developing into a friends-with-benefits relationship before they both admitted that they had romantic feelings for each other. They had been dating for almost two years, and Hermione couldn't be happier with him. Language: English Words: 3,863 Chapters: 1/1 Collections: 1 Comments: 8 Kudos: 203 Bookmarks: 39 Hits: 14,877

The best time to observe these spiders is during the day when they are most active. They tend to hide in dark corners and crevices during the night. Location I cry as Daddy spins the table around, the wheels making screeching sounds on the floor, I scrunch my eyes up as the table is wheeled right under the bright light and Daddy goes to a corner:I have a problem, I like having sex with people when they are unconscious and to add to that I fantasize about my daughter. I want her so badly I have sex dreams about her which I know is not normal or good, but I can't help it. I open my eyes, trying to speak out but I'm too scared and the tape hurts my mouth - why was Daddy doing this? What did I do wrong? I'm so scared - Daddy turns around and he has a hammer. Summer break is always fun. I sit on the couch in the living room, breastfeeding Daddy’s eldest daughter. Well, his eldest daughter other than me. ‘Hey, slow down there… don’t drink too much.’ And she wanted it all. All his money, and all his power, and all his glory. Language: English Words: 10,764 Chapters: 10/? Comments: 34 Kudos: 379 Bookmarks: 93 Hits: 13,986 Our baby falls asleep, and I take her to her room. Then, Daddy and I play with each other on the couch. I mean, I know it’s a bit beyond ‘playing’, but I like to think of things this way. Really, we shouldn’t ever be doing any of this sort of stuff together, especially the making babies part… I know that. But nobody will ever know. I’m going to give birth during summer break, so plenty of my friends didn’t even realise I was pregnant a third time.

Cellar spiders have an elongated body and eight long legs that can span up to 6 cm (2.4 inches). The colouration of this spider ranges from light grey to brownish yellow with darker markings on its abdomen.I run to the kitchen and phone the police, the lady on the phone asks where I am and what is happening - I try to tell her but then I hear the door break open and Daddy rushes in: I drop the phone and run, falling on the floor as Daddy grabs me again. Problem 1: Hermione Granger, one of the most famous women in wizarding Britain, is a nearly 26-year-old virgin.

The daddy long legs spider’s diet consists mainly of small insects, such as flies and moths, which they capture with their webs. They will also consume smaller arthropods like centipedes and millipedes if available. They have been observed to feed on dead insects, too, when live prey is not present. Observation Tips Once mature, these spiders typically live for one to two years, although some have been known to survive up to three years under ideal conditions. During this time, they may produce multiple generations of offspring if food sources remain plentiful and temperatures stay within an acceptable range for them to thrive. Mating Habits My name is Emma and I am six years old, today Daddy is going to show me his secret room - he says I've been a good girl and I'm old enough to help him with his work: I'm so happy! Daddy is always so quiet and he never lets me in his secret room... Honestly, he’s almost as fascinated with the whole process as I am. I love growing a new life in my belly, feeling myself grow and change. I particularly appreciate what it’s done for my breasts. They’re so much bigger, now. I wonder how they’ll be after I pop out a few more kids for Daddy? I’ll be a big breeding cow, just for him. I hope it won’t get too difficult for us to have wild, babymaking sex once our kids get older. TLDR: I dont know how to do summaries lol. Language: English Words: 3,804 Chapters: 4/4 Kudos: 136 Bookmarks: 26 Hits: 22,095

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Grooming Macie has been a long process. Patiently I have played both her and my wife for years. Putting interesting ideas to my wife's head was not difficult as she thinks I'm not smart enough to manipulate her. One interesting fact about these spiders is their ability to vibrate rapidly when disturbed or threatened. This vibration helps them avoid predators by confusing them and making it difficult for them to locate the spider’s exact location. Yes, you have. That’s exactly why you deserved to celebrate tonight,” I tell her. “You really did so much that you should be proud of.”

From that encounter, the two begin a relationship both sweet and demanding. Draco wants to take care of her, and Hermione chooses to let him. Language: English Words: 19,361 Chapters: 7/? Comments: 43 Kudos: 275 Bookmarks: 86 Hits: 8,240 Whether you live in India or are curious what breeds other cat owners around the world fancy, it’s interesting to learn about the different cats that call different places home. As pet ownership becomes more popular in India, we expect to see more of a variety of cat breeds—and mixed breeds—find their home. Daddy long legs spiders contain venom and can bite humans. However, there has been no evidence to suggest that their fangs are long enough to penetrate human skin or that their venom is poisonous or fatal to humans. Their jaws are very weak, too, so even if they bit a human, it would be unlikely to have any effect. Their venom is used to capture prey, including other spiders. So, in short, yes, daddy long legs are venomous but not dangerous to humans. Do daddy long legs bite humans? When Hermione gets the chance to work as a Chalet Girl in the French Alps, she sees it as a way to reach her dream job of becoming a Ski Instructor. She just needs to work hard, impress her guests and to NOT put a foot wrong under any circumstances. Her vivacious (and horny) best friends prove a distraction when they hook up with the resort guests... And push her toward a rich CEO who has a sharp tongue and a mysterious past. Language: English Words: 3,557 Chapters: 10/? Comments: 5 Kudos: 66 Bookmarks: 23 Hits: 1,670 Alex’s wife accidentally books the family vacation in a resort that shares a beach with the nudist resort next door. His daughter Maria sneaks away whenever she gets a chance and this time he decides to follow her. What he sees changes the way he sees his little girl forever. Language: English Words: 10,378 Chapters: 7/7 Comments: 16 Kudos: 305 Bookmarks: 42 Hits: 32,515However, he didn't know, that he'd meet Hermione there, whom he wanted from the first moment he laid his eyes on her. Daddy long legs like areas with plenty of food sources such as flies and mosquitoes, which can be found near water sources or damp areas like bathrooms and kitchens. Avoid spraying insecticides around them since this could harm them instead of helping your observation efforts. Behavior & Habits Pholcus phalangioides, also known as the longbodied cellar spider on white wall.