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Monday, November 12th, 2007". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. November 12, 2007 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. He’s a dinosaur energy vampire, because in 1969, writer Roy Thomas and artist Neal Adams were not allowed to put an actual vampire in their X-Men book. But why is he called Sauron? Roman-Catholic priest Doug Jones witnesses his parents die in a car fire. He travels to China on a spiritual journey and comes across ninjas searching for an artifact said to turn people into the "Dragon Warrior". After becoming infected by the artifact, Doug begins having nightmares and goes out into the forest late at night as he transforms into a dinosaur. He saves Carol, a prostitute, from a thug.
Millican, Josh (August 8, 2019). "Exclusive Interview With THE VELOCIPASTOR Director Brendan Steere". Dread Central . Retrieved February 28, 2020. Friday, November 21st, 2008". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. November 21, 2008 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. Sure, the panel is funny, but it’s not viral because it’s funny. It’s viral because it paints such a coherent picture in so few words and only a single image. This Spider-man villain wants to turn people into dinosaurs. He’s already turned himself into a dinosaur! But here’s the thing. Friday, October 31st, 2008". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. October 31, 2008 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. Returning to Carol, Doug is confronted by ninjas. Father Stewart wakes up in a camp of drug-dealing Christian ninjas, led by Wei Chan who plans to sell highly addictive cocaine to people and then cut off supplies. Wei Chan hopes this will lead the addicts to turn to the church where he will eventually take over and use them as his army. Father Stewart rejects this idea and is killed. Doug and Carol are confronted by ninjas and plan to stop Wei Chan.Friday, December 21th, 2007". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. December 21, 2007 . Retrieved November 7, 2023. A series about two warring factions of transforming robots that’s not called “Transformers.” Welcome to “Challenge of the GoBots!” Fiona (Fiona Flagstaff) - a high school senior in Ms. Moynihan's class. She is the only female on the Squad (with the exception of Ms. Moynihan), and has a penchant for fast things like rollerblades or race cars. What grosses out Fiona entices Buzz (spiders, insects, etc.). She is allergic to spider bites, as revealed in "Never Judge a Dinosaur by its Cover". Fiona is the squad's resident mechanic and gear head, and is also a tomboy. Max and Buzz may have a crush on her, but she doesn't seem to notice. Her Dino form is a yellow Spinosaurus with a brown sail and orange crest. Fiona has a younger sister named Terri. Fiona is voiced by Dana Donlan. Doug is stopped by Sam the White Ninja, who he later realizes is his brother. Doug catches Sam off guard and uses telekinesis to take Sam's sword and kill him. Doug and Carol fight off more ninjas and are badly wounded. Doug, fighting off the remaining ninjas, is shot by Wei Chan with an arrow containing anti-venom to stop his transformation. Doug's hands are immune to the anti-venom and he proceeds to kill Wei Chan using his dinosaur powers, among other techniques. Doug carries Carol to the hospital where she recovers. Alex McLevy, writing for The A.V. Club, said, "This movie is going to endure. It's got a killer hook, is fun to watch, and doesn't overstay its welcome. It has 'cult classic' written all over it." [6] Michael Walsh of Nerdist said, "Is the movie good enough to be considered a truly great comedy? No, probably not. but it's still way better than most people would expect." [7] Amanda Sink from The Hollywood Outsider said "Albeit no cinematic achievement, The VelociPastor is a hysterically ludicrous horror-comedy that knows its absurdity and has no qualms inviting you in." [8] Jeffrey Lyles on Lyles' Movie Files reports "It's either the most absurd and ridiculous premise for a movie or the movie you've been waiting all of 2019 to see." [9] Bobby LePire, for Film Threat, writes "Brendan Steere, his delightful cast, and committed crew have crafted a bonkers film that never stops entertaining." [10] Sequel [ edit ]
Monday, February 25th, 2008". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. February 25, 2008 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. Henchman: Veloci's goons. They wear dinosaur shaped helmets with faceplates as part of their uniform, and ride dino-themed vehicles. In episode 23, Caruso dresses up as one to fake out Veloci's real henchmen. Doug, no longer a priest and with a billion dollar bounty on his head, plans on traveling the world with Carol and continuing their original idea of killing off criminals. Max (Rolf Maxwell) - a hunky, 18-year-old high school senior in Ms. Moynihan's class. He is the team leader and captain of the football team. His Dino form is a green Tyrannosaurus with brown spots (although his dino form has three fingers, unlike the real Tyrannosaurus, which had two). Max is voiced by Ian Eli Lee. Robosaurus was featured on Penn & Teller: Fool Us Episode 505, "Psych!!" which aired on July 23, 2018, when magician Seth Grabell was handcuffed and escaped from a police car as Robosaurus destroyed it.Friday, November 14th, 2008". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. November 14, 2008 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. Ball, Ryan (November 1, 2007). "Dino, Sushi Join CBS Menu". Animation Magazine . Retrieved April 1, 2011.
Monday, September 29th, 2008". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. September 29, 2008 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. The show was about five teenagers, each with the power to turn into a respective dinosaur. They use this power to fight the evil Victor Veloci, who is intent on returning the world to the age of dinosaurs by turning humans and animals into new mutant dinosaurs and accelerating global warming. The series is also used to help teach viewers about many life lessons, such as how to deal with bullies, the effect humans have on the environment, and responsibility. Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. December 2, 2008 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. From April 2009 until July 2010, NCircle Entertainment released 5 DVDs of the series, each containing 3 episodes (except for the last volume, which has 4). And now you know that the pterodactyl man who wants to turn people into dinosaurs instead of cure cancer is a dinosaur, a vampire, and a fan of the Lord of the Rings.
Spider-Man and his students eventually foil the villains’ plans, restore the citizens of Staten Island to their normal state, and hand Stegron and Sauron off to SHIELD. Everybody goes home happy, except for Spider-Man and his students, who are immediately kidnapped (for unrelated reasons) so they can begin another adventure where they are menaced by a Spider-Man villain who has teamed up with an X-Men villain. I regret to inform you that the pterodactyl man’s name is Sauron Squires, John (March 16, 2020). "A Sequel to 'The VelociPastor' Has Been Written". Bloody Disgusting . Retrieved April 30, 2020. Monday, December 15th, 2008". Cynopsis Media. Cynopsis. December 15, 2008 . Retrieved November 9, 2023. While he’s there, he takes on a breakfast club of mutant weirdos, from Glob Herman to Shark-Girl to Eye Boy, with the goal of teaching them about the ethics of super powers. Which, if you think about it, that’s a pretty good choice of subject for Spider-Man. They go on a series of wild adventures, encountering various Spider-Man and X-Men villains. Image: Elliott Kalan, Marco Failla/Marvel Comics
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