My Dad's Jokes are Punny, So Color Him Funny!: 101 hilarious cartoons

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Humor is widely seen as important in interpersonal relationships, but among leaders, it is seen as a helpful act. While some leaders use humor naturally, many others can use it for good. So here are some seriously funny jokes for you! Did you know that a Rubik’s Cube has something in common with a p*nis? The more you play with it, the harder it gets. A guy goes to the store to buy condoms… “Do you have a bag?”, the cashier inquired. “No,” the man replied, “she’s not really all that ugly.” How would you embarrass an archaeologist? Put a used tampon in his hand and ask him which period it came from!

A grasshopper sits down at a bar. The bartender says, "We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper replies, "Who names a drink 'Steve'?" Need more holiday hilarity? We've got 100+ Christmas jokes, not to mention an Unusual Christmas Quiz which will really test your trivia!Boss, I followed your advice, and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon. By the way, you got a nice house. You know Tom; I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that. We all know, some jokes just tell the truth in a funny way. Others just use puns so we can laugh about things.

A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise citizens to look out for a group of hardened criminals.We get very excited in the run-up to Christmas at Beano and nothing says festive fun like these seriously funny Santa jokes – and we know Yule love them too! Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely. What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year. Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away, and you'll have their shoes. What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle? Attire.

How many times can you subtract 10 from 100? Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.Rearrange these letters to form words. 1. PNEIS 2. BUTTSXE Did you get “SPINE” and “SUBTEXT”? Yeah… Neither did I. The punchline to these 79 dirty jokes and memes for adults will make you laugh out loud no matter where you are. Hilariously Inappropriate List of Dirty Jokes Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.